The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
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I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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