That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
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WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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