I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
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I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
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There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
we should paint friendship bongs
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