if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
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That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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