Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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It was like getting head from an anaconda
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
you had me at cake vodka
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
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He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
we should paint friendship bongs
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