He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
mondays should just be called national damage control day
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
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honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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