Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
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How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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