Me too!
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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