drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
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i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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