Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
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he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
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The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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