I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
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Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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