I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
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Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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