The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
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She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Oh god it's open bar.
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