Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
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I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
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Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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