i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
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I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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