i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
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Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
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no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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