As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
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it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
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Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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