HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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