sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
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If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
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You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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