oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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