oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
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I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Just pee around me
40s are totally the cure
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
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Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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