Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
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I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
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I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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