dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
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I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
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I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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