You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
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i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
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Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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