I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
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He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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