Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
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So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
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I could fuck to npr.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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