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dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
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Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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