this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
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I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
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So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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