She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
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I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
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He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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