I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
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They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
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He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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