I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
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He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
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