But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
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i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
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At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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