Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
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Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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