The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
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Like the friend zone has no room for winks
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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