WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
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also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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