Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
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Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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