So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
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And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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