So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
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she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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