i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
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More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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