I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
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But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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