There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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