can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
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You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
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Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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