i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
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No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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