it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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