....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
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If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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