Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
