i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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