i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
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You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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