Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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