Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
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only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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