dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
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I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
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I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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