i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
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nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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